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Cardi B Announces Single Status In Topless Instagram

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brian-mcgee - December 5, 2018

Man, I think we were all holding our collective breath over Cardi B's relationship with some dude, and now they've officially called it off, as announced by Cardi B herself in this topless Instagram post. I'm still not convinced Cardi B isn't just Nicki Minaj in disguise.

I know there's a feud between the two of them, but that's more than likely a publicity stunt designed to distract from the fact that they're the same god damned person. Seriously, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? Come to think of it, has anyone seen either of them in real life?

Something tells me there's a more sinister plot afoot here and they're not only the same person, but they're a cgi creation. Some egghead forgot to render Nicki Minaj properly, birthing Cardi B in the process, and creating an entirely new personality in the bargain.

Don't think about it too long or too hard, you're bound to get a headache. Just take my word for it. Sure you could probably google a picture of the two of them together but who are you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?

 

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Photo Credit: Instagram / Backgrid USA 




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