Carla Howe Nipples Spotted In Completely Sheer Little Outfit

I always joke about not having any modesty left, but I do not think I would be able to bring myself to leave the house while wearing something like that. And I do not just say that because I am a man with a massive, massive package. Like, so massive my condoms are made by Hefty.

My obedience to fashion cultural norms has very little to do with it. I just do not like feeling as though someone can see more of me than I can of them. I did not like it when I was being processed in prison, and I sure as hell do not like it now.

Clearly Carla Howe has never had to do hard time for shoplifting chapstick because she did not want to get caught at the register with it by her friends. They didn’t think shoplifting was cool, they just thought anyone who used chapstick must have little bitch lips. It was a strange time.

I know now that I could have only taken one tube instead of the entire box, but I wanted a lifetime supply. I didn’t want to take that risk any more times than I had to.

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