Celebrate Zooey Deschanel’s Birthday With Every One Of Her Sexiest Scenes!

 I will never forget the first time that I saw Zooey Deschanel. It was in the movie Elf and I was very underwhelmed. Zooey is living proof that not everyone would look better as a blonde. As a blonde Zooey is mediocre at best, but that is only because she has such stiff competition. As far as black haired white girls go, she is among the cream of the crop. I also do not want to undersell her masterful use of bangs. That is a hard look to pull of without coming across as a living yearbook picture. 

In all the years that I have been aware of Zooey, I could not for the life of me confidently pronounce her name. I am torn between saying Zoe because it is so common, and saying Zoo-ey because that is how it is spelled. I do not blame her, I blame her parents. Although she could have used a stage name for the benefit of all mankind, it's not like she would be the first to change it to something more worthy of a marquee, or something easier for her fans to say without feeling half illiterate.  

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