Claudia Jordan Nip-Slip In Miami

Just when we thought we'd seen the height of hotness for Forties and Faptastic model Claudia Jordan during her white sheer swimsuit plunge in Miami, she goes back into the water and her swimsuit falls off her blessed funbags revealing her sweet teat goodness. This is the kind of thing that makes me confident somebody up there is listening to my pleas and whining and candle lighting.

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Claudia is one fine female specimen of who should be my veteran hot future third ex-wife one day. Sultry and curvy and perfectly plumb in all the right places, with the wisdom of a woman who's lived a little and doesn't panic over all my overdue bill notices, as a for instance.

Claudia's bare funbags are a blessing hardly in disguise, right there in front of our gentleman ogling eyes. Good nipple peeks come to those who sit and wait. Or stand. Though do ensure your privacy towel is staunchly in place. Enjoy.

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