Cora Keegan Nude in Blue and Pink

For starters I would like to know where exactly Cora Keegan is. I'd like to rescue her from whatever rainbow room she is currently being held captive in. All of those colors on her body look magical. They remind me of why women like her are unicorns. They also remind me of the time I accidentally stood too close to an open paint can in the aisle of my favorite local hardware store. I also began to have visions of pretty women and pretty colors. But this is no accidental illusion. And Cora has captured my heart. 

Miss Keegan and I would make an amazing couple. I'd even suggest the wedding be in the same rainbow color of this room she's in to commemorate the first time I laid eyes on her. It would be such a grand event. I'd even order an entire keg of Miller High Life. The champagne of beers. Because nothing is too fancy for my lady. All of this is just a fantasy as of right now. But will definitely be a reality sometime soon. Whenever I do meet her. I'd sweep her off her feet more efficiently than a corn straw broom. Just how the first woman in my life taught me. Thank you mom. 

_{Photo Credit: Sam Livm}