brian-mcgee - January 30, 2019
If there's one thing I know about Courtney Stodden, it's that she marches to the beat of her own drum. Hell, she marches to the beat of her own orchestra. I mean, just look at what she wears to go buy Doritos.
I know that Doritos are the official chips of anyone who has given up, but there's not an ounce of giving up in Courtney Stodden. She could be wearing oversized sweatpants and a sweatshirt like everyone else who buys Doritos, but she makes an event out of buying Doritos, putting on sexy lingerie and saying to the world, "Yes, hot people eat Doritos, too!"
Courtney and I have a lot in common, I'm starting to realize. I mean, we both like Doritos and we both hate Doug Hutchison... okay, so that's it, but frankly many a relationship has been built on less than that. My mother always said, "If you can find a hot ass woman who loves Doritos as much as you do, you'll be set in this life."
Ma, I think I found my dream girl. Hopefully I'll be bringing her home to meet you soon. And don't worry, we'll bring the Doritos.
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