Courtnie Quinlan Dares to Bare Her Chest Against Rosie Jones in the Battle of the Boobtastic

I'll say this for Courtnie Quinlan, she has courage. Like the Cowardly Lion, but with an amazing rack and killer looks and a lot less hair. You need some serious valor to take on the likes of Hall of Famer Rosie Jones in a Battle of the Boobtastic, where four boobs enter, but only two can leave with the trophy in hand. Well, not so much as a trophy as a slap on the behind from me, like an enthused third base coach congratulating a home run hitter rounding my base. It's all about the love.

The powers are not vested in me to decide such matters of the heart, or heart area. So it's up to you to determine whether Courtnie has the raw funbag power to dethrone the mighty Rosie. Decide you must. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?