Dance or Die!

Here's a nude model who is nameless, showing off one of the most hilarious Tattoos I've seen in a while. "Dance or Die" branded across her chest, because I guess she really likes dancing and based on her look, she can have anything she wants branded on her chest, even silly cheeky slogans, because she's hot!

These are from a Russian photographer named IVAN who we don't discriminate against because the TV tells us to! Russia has only brought me great babes to lust after, hard to hate a country when that's my only experience with said country and even if I was to hate a country for whatever reason, I'd never turn on their babes, if anything I would want to organize a humanitarian mission to save them all!

Obviously, we're not political here, but I know people who get triggered from the word Russia alone, so I figure if I write Russian Model, I must give you some context so you don't rage and punch a hole in the wall. Our political opinion is Russian babes are babes and we stand by that!