earl-jonas - March 14, 2019
Jordyn Woods went from being mostly known as Kylie Jenner's sexy BFF to being known the world over as the woman who broke apart Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Tampon's relationship by allegedly sleeping with Tristan. Since the scandal broke about a month ago, I've watched Woods' Instagram followers jump by close to a million, so whether she actually slept with Tristan or not, she's doing something right.
With all eyes on her, Woods' new identity, her mission statement, her oeuvre, hung in the balance of whatever Instagram pic she posted following the drama. She waited for the right moment. The right pic. The right caption. And five days ago, she delivered in a big way. Her first post in the wake of the scandal features a virginal white lowcut top (to reinforce her claims of innocence) but also allows us a subtle glimpse of her perky nipples (to reinforce the fact that she's a super sexy woman with a hot rack). The second best part besides the nips is the caption, which brings in the Man Upstairs to shed some perspective on the Kardashian drama:
If you’re reading this.. it means God has given you another day to wake up and be grateful & better than you were yesterday
She basically just turned to the entire Jenndashian clan and said "F*ck you." And I stan. I stan hard. I Standra Day O'Conner. You?
Photo Credit: Jordyn Woods' Instagram, MEGA