Freshly MILFed Doutzen Kroes Asstastic and Back on the Beach

So, you're a world class super hottie model and you get knocked up by a dude who presses buttons on his iPod in clubs for a living, what's a girl to do? How about popping that little offspring right out through your birth canal and get your sweet arse back on the job. Just two months after giving birth to her first kid, Victoria's Secret veteran angel Doutzen Kroes is back on the beach in Miami on the job flaunting her god-given asstastic talents to pimp some clothing line. Hey, baby ain't gonna feed himself off of daddy's fist pumping at the disco turntables. I'm not exactly sure how Doutzen got her body back into shape so quickly, but, I know that it gives me such great hopes for the likes of Kerr, Alba, and Portman, all of whom I expect to see semi-clad and prime back in post-baby pictures on these here pages this calendar year. For now, enjoy MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes.

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