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EARLY LOOK: Daisy Lowe (Covered) Topless Sexy Featured in Upcoming Esquire U.K.

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bill-swift - October 5, 2011

I lust you Daisy Lowe. I know you're currently still screwing around with Dr. Who, but, someday, when you come to your senses, I want to make many babies with you, and not ones I will pretend aren't mine, like Gavin Rossdale did to you, we'll raise them together, you and I, and a hot nanny, natch. No, not like the Jude Law nanny, maybe like an Elin Nordegren type, or an Amanda Knox, hot but dangerous. We'll be so happy together for many months, before my mysterious and ever-increasing in frequency business trips begin occurring, despite the fact I will be dutifully unemployed. This will be great.

Sorry, but Daisy Lowe with her hands on her own ta-tas in the upcoming Esquire U.K. has me dreaming many steps ahead. Enjoy.


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