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Egotastic Gets Its Own Page on ThePornDude. We’ve Arrived!

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bill-swift - March 1, 2016

There are certain signs you've arrived. One is obviously my AmEx black card. Still waiting on that one. I think it's scheduled for 2054. The other, and potentially more important is a page on ThePornDude, the web's premiere portal for your free and awesome adult time happiness.

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This must be what guys who have children feel like. I mean, when the kid is born, before they realize they're going into debt and will never sleep again, with or without a lady. The thrill. The raw feeling of achievement. I just popped a champagne bottle. Wait, that wasn't a bottle. Ouch. But, the good kind of pain. We're moving on up. Enjoy.


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