Elisa Bridges Is Just One Of The Guys, Except Naked And A Girl

Pop culture has really let me down in regards to the number of women that are interested in playing pool. It seems like in every other film there is a girl who is a pool shark, but I have yet to find a girl who can play with any resemblance to competency. I spent countless hours at the pool hall honing my skills in a failed attempt to impress the ladies. But every time I played with a girl they were hopelessly terrible. They were always asking me for pointers. Trying to get me to wrap my arms around them and help guide their shots.

Are they crazy? We are in the middle of a game against each other. I am not going to help them win. Not to mention that it is almost impossible to make a good shot while reaching around another person’s body. It is like they have no idea how the game is supposed to be played. And by the way Elisa is lying on the table it looks like she is just another poseur, trying to trick guys into thinking she has some skill. Well, the joke is on her, because once I beat her mercilessly she will be the one buying the next round.

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