Elisabeth Giolito Nude on Black

 There are times when I am looking at these pictures that I feel like I am at a wine tasting. By this point I could probably be considered a sommelier. "Mmm, yes. The black background does pair nicely with her white skin. It really accentuates her bosoms. And the way her hair is only growing on her head tells me she was not raised by hippies." I think my job is even tougher than a sommelier's. I am not allowed to swirl her around in a glass or smell her. Show me a wine taster that can do his job by sight alone and I will give him his due respect, but until that time I will still consider it to be like bowling with bumpers on their lane, or riding a bike with training wheels. I had a young cousin try to impress me by showing me he could finally ride his bike with training wheels. Apparently the proper reaction is to not point out that there are monkeys that can ride like that. I know this now because my uncle swiftly hit me upside the back of my head. See, this is how we learn, through pain. Not by taking the easy way. 

Photo Credit: Tyrone Lavigne