Elizabeth Elam Topless Around the House

Elizabeth Elam gives off that effortless natural beauty vibe, as if she did not know there was going to be a photo shoot that day but since they showed up she might as well do it anyway. This gallery is like getting a glimpse into the private life of the girl next door. There is something about her that seems so close and yet still so far from being attainable. I think that something is her boobs. There is not a chance in hell I am going to be able to attain those bad boys in this lifetime. What are the odds in the genetic lottery that you get stuck with a low body fat as well as two generous portions of mashed potato scoops on top? Was potato scoops a weird reference to make in relation to boobs? I thought of a couple of others that could have been used in its place, but they came off as much more creepy. But then again, mashed potatoes leads me to think of gravy and that takes it down a much stranger alley on the weird street. I am going to cash out while I am ahead and apologize for putting those thoughts in your mind.

_{Photo Credit: Andrew Miller}