Tex Hollywood - February 20, 2023
It was the 76th British Academy Film Awards, also known as the BAFTAs last night.
I am sure like all other award shows in this era of internet, no one actually cared, especially people who aren't British.
I mean, I can't think of a more boring way to spend your night than watching a bunch of overpaid people celebrate each other in their performances.
We have brains that allow us to come to our own conclusions of what we think the best movie of the year is, or the best performance of the year is. We don't need the experts to think that through for us too!
Well, British pop star Ellie Goulding attended the event, which saw Austin Butler win for Elvis, All Quiet on the Western Front win Best Picture and Cate Blanchett win for Tar, along with other meaningless, ego massages.
Lucky for us, she wore what I think is a total sheer dress. Nipples may be visible, which is really how we want all dresses to be made!