bill-swift - January 12, 2016
'Ex on the Beach' get it? That's about as creative as MTV hopes to be when designing new reality show fare. A catchy name, and to be fair to them, girls from Britain with big hooters which gives it at least one watchable element. As always, it's best to steer clear of the depressing actual programming and instead wait for the opportunities for self-promotion among the cast members, as in the case of star of the show Jemma Lucy, unfurling her full funbags on the beach in Miami.
I'll assume Jemma knows that unleashing your bare udders on the beach is a no-n0 in Miami. Though on behalf of the gentleman oglers, let me say yes-yes! British beaches don't tolerate the topless formally like their continental partners so let's just assume Jemma was hoping for a little shocking attention. This is precisely how acting out for attention is supposed to work among the grown girls with super grown racks. We could use more of Jemma Lucy. She seems like a fun girl to have at a party. I'm projecting, but there is salty water flying off her bodacious teats. That's an ice breaker right there. I can feel parts of me melting already. Well played, Jemma. Enjoy.
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