Farrah Abraham Slips A Nip In These Busty Red Carpet Shots

Farrah Abraham lets a nip slip and I nearly slip a disk from whipping around so quick to get a look. If I was a lesser man I might get in touch with my lawyer. If people can get a settlement for slipping on water, I don’t see why I can’t get a little something for my troubles. I do not think any of that will be necessary though, seeing as the view was worth. I don’t have much use for a spine anyway. With how much I agree to work for it would seem I gave up my spine a long time ago.

I never understood why someone deserved compensation for slipping on water. The way I see it, if you get injured because of careless walking that is your own fault. Water is a naturally occurring phenomenon, it literally falls from the sky, and the average person starts walking by the time they are twelve. If you have not realized the inherent hazards that go along with this ability then you do not deserve the use of your legs. Skip the middle man and start using that scooter preemptively.

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