Fetish Friday: Nude Prison Chicks From Orange Is The New Black

When I think of prison sex it is rare that I actually imagine prison sex due to the inherent pain that it brings a man. Maybe it is due to a lifetime of stories revolving nonconsensual sex that served as my bedtime stories. People seem to think that children’s folktales were darker two hundred years ago, but that is only because they do not know what modern folktales are. They are not the films that Disney is putting out about talking animals, they are the stories of your parent’s unnamed friend that is doing ten years in max security for not closing the cupboard doors.

It is no wonder that spanking is on a downward trend as a parental tactic when the punishment for disobedience is potentially being locked away with a cellmate who has an affinity for white meat. For some reason being eaten by a which in a house made of candy does not seem so terrible given that alternative.

But that is all under the presumption that we are talking about male prison. I have never heard a single story about female prison, and I watched a lot of MSNBC’s Lockup. From these pictures, the convicts seem to be quite a bit more giving than their counterparts.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin