Fiuna Laino Topless in a Chair

 Do blind men ever accidentally read a hidden message when they feel a nipple that is bumpy? I imagine it would be hard to stay in the mood when your mouth feels lips but your hands think they are reading a Chinese takeout menu. I doubt a woman would be very understanding if you stop half way through just so that you can stop and order some dumplings. Her demeanor would change pretty quickly though once she found out she had an order of chicken and cashews waiting for her at the end. That is what separates the men from the boys. Boys live in the moment, men plan ahead. There is no worse feeling than lying hungry in bed and needing to go cook or wait another 30 minutes for the food to arrive. But with a little bit of forethought you can have a piping hot box of fried rice waiting at your door. There is no quicker way to endear yourself to a woman than to fill her belly and leave her satisfied, that I can tell you.

Photo Credit: Lucas Garofalo