Foster and Yaegar Rub a Dub Dub in a Tub in Nakid Magazine

While the modeling duo of Foster and Yaeger sound like they may have had a yacht rock hit or two in the late 70s, alas they are not singers. On the plus side, they are models that like to get nude and climb in tubs full of what appears to be Strawberry Go-gurt. 

I think that if I were a record producer, I would sign these two and make beautiful music with them. Beautiful smooth music and then put them in sensible blazers and loafers on the deck of a ship and market them as the second coming of yacht rock. Or maybe we could go the Zager and Evans route and have them cover "In the Year 2525."

There are many ways we could go with this. We're still workshopping it all and hopefully we'll get it figured out in time for the release of their first album, "Foster and Yaeger: Licking Clits and Pounding Slits." Hell, the songs practically write themselves with a title like that. And yeah, copyright Brian McGee 2017. I better not see anyone else try and steal this million dollar idea.

Photo Credit: David Beck for Nakid Magazine