Haf Gibson Nude Around the Hotel

I do not think my brain is capable of fathoming the amount of sex that has been performed in that hotel room. If those walls could talk they would need an expert therapist and if that was not enough then a prescription for a bottle of forget-me-now pills. Those sex shacks are like the classy version, actually I will put “classy” in quotes, of highway truck stops. Hopefully these rooms have a more dedicated janitorial staff, but a black light would probably prove me wrong.  

All that being said, I do not consider myself above them. Put me in one of the rooms with Haf Gibson and a bottle of hand sanitizer and I could ride out the winter with a smile on my face. That circular bed does look inviting. Why is it the standard for beds is a rectangle? Where are all the revolutionaries in the mattress industry? They could be making any number of shapes and people would buy them just because they are different. It does not even matter if the shape is practical. I would sleep on a rhombus, and a trapezoid would be perfect for a couple with drastically differing heights. That way no material is wasted. 

_{Photo Credit: Megan Eagles}