Hailey Afton Keeps Time With Her Vagina. Find Out How Here

NOT CLICKBAIT. JK it is. Hailey Afton is our lean mean 70s dream in her insanely hot spread over at Playboy Plus. Taking inspiration from Heather Graham's iconic character in Boogie Nights, Hailey heads to a vintage shop sporting retro rollerskates and nothing else.

Besides... a clock? Just when you think that the folks at Playboy Plus have run out of scenarios to throw at their stunning models, they're finding increasingly inventive ways to place random objects between us and the models' beaves. Genius. I have time on my hands. Hailey has time on her poussé. Honestly this is one of the best shoots yet from Playboy Plus, so if you've got the time, check it out. Hey, why did the boy throw Hailey's vagina out of the window? To see time fly.

Head to Playboy Plus for the full spread