Hailey Clauson Has Magnify Glass On!

I know the obvious joke here is "Everyone drop your pants, Hailey Clauson is ready to look for your penis". You know the Sherlock Holmes level detective work needed to ensure you are in fact a man, but maybe that's not even a joke.

The history of the magnify glass is fascinating unless Wikipedia is lying to us.

The earliest explicit written evidence of a magnifying device is a joke in Aristophanes's The Clouds from 424 BC, where magnifying lenses to ignite tinder were sold in a pharmacy, and Pliny the Elder's "lens"

I am sure you don't come here to see the history of the magnifying glass, but it's always good to be informative when you can, but the toplessness from a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model is better!