Hanna Melessi Is A Topless, Tattooed Beauty

 I can count on one hand the number of women that actually look hot with a buzzed head. With the strong bone structure and ample bosom that Hanna Melessi has, she just made the cut. Pretty soon I might have to start using two hands and that is going to be a mess. Five short haired hotties are easy to keep track of, but any more than that gets tricky. There is a reason why so many people stopping having kids at five. It is because with the sixth comes twice as many visits from the Department of Family Services. Six are just too hard to keep track.

It really will be for the best to keep the attempts at pulling off the buzz cut to as few women as possible. The number of women who let their hubris get the better of them is heartbreaking. It almost always follows having a kid too. 

I understand that maintaining long hair is a pain in the ass, but we all have to make sacrifices for the good of society. Do you think I like paying taxes? No, but I do it because it benefits other people and keeps me out of prison. 

Photo Credit: Photographer Edson Oliveira For B-Authentique