Hayley-Marie Coppin Nekkid Rain Dance Brings Moisture to Our Dusty Fields

With panic set to ensure here in Los Angeles with the onset of the fourth light sprinkle of the winter, well, you could imagine the pressure to give people hope about the sun returning to the skies as it does, oh, about 348 days of the year around here. But, no, I'm going opposite. I love the rain. It's not God peeing on us, as my second grade buddy Delphi Fernandez uses to ramble on about before they put him on meds and put him in the special school, it's actually Mother Nature's way of letting us know that moisture is good, especially upon some of her finer female creations.

I can tell you that Hayley-Marie Coppin isn't scared of the rain. In fact, in her latest blessedly nekkid pictorial, she's performing a rain dance to bring the sky tide down upon her fine, stripteasy form. We've fallen hard for Hayley-Marie Coppin and her skilled bodily seductions over the past year. I guess you could blame it on the rain, but, let's be real, it's our nuts. Enjoy.

(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley's Secrets.)