Heather Carr Topless On the Rocks, Oh What a Cocktail

I love it when a SoCal model and a beach come together in a way that can only happen with a camera and a lack of clothes. I'm not sure how comfortable it is to lay nekkid on the rocky shoreline, I've only ever done it a few times while inebriated and completely unintentional. But I'll assume it hurts. Thereby, I applaud Heather Carr and her willingness to suffer a tad for this blessedly hot bit of female form exhibition in Yume magazine.

Heather reminds us that mermaids once lived among us, coming on shore to romance gentleman and draw them out to sea. I'm pretty sure that happened. Knowing myself as I do, I'm quite sure I'd have been one to wade into the waters over my head in pursuit of a fine nekkid lady sea maiden. It's not passion if you're not willing to lose oxygen over it. Heather, job well done. Kudos all around. If I had a noisemaker, I'd blow it now. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Andrew Slough For Yume Magazine