Holly Peers and Peta Todd Put Flash Their Hot Twos for Page Three

I might just return to reading U.S. newspapers (and stop yelling at the kid who comes to my door trying to pimp me the local fishwrap) if they start printing pictures of sexy pinup girls flashing their funtastic funbags, like in the U.K. Sun, Page 3, hosting a bevvy of British boobtastic favorites, such as Holly Peers, whose name alone causes the blood in my body to literally change course, and Peta Todd, new to Egotastic!, but familiar to our friends across the pond who have known lust for her milky melons. Put them together in a photoshoot sans tops, and, voila! Journalistic excellence. Enjoy.