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Iskra Lawrence Posts A Bathtime Snapchat With A Big Nip Slip

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aldo-vallon - July 6, 2018

Well, no one can say that Iskra did not know what was at stake when she decided to whip out that camera. She cannot use the excuse that my mother did when she “accidentally” emailed her entire address book a pic of her unmentionables. We all knew the truth, but we allowed her to save face and did not dispute her claim of having been hacked.

Currently I have a list going of possible excuses to use when my own genitals get released to the internet like the kraken upon Perseus. Also like him, my kraken will be rock hard, but it won’t be due to Medusa, if you know what I mean. A word to the wise, it is important to keep track of which excuses you have made in the past. Once you start doubling up on alibis people are going to start catching on.

Iskra, however, gets no leniency. She is well enough acquainted with both phones and apps that she should know better. If my ma had sent me a Polaroid in the mail I wouldn’t have cut her any slack, just like I am not cutting any slack now.

 

Photo Credit: Snapchat / Instagram 




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