Jaslyn Ome’s Incredible Nude Shoot

  I blame Jaslyn Ome for singlehandedly leading to the downfall of American diners. It used to be there was a diner on every street corner in America. There was cheap food, a friendly atmosphere, and all was right in the world.

But now I have a better chance of finding a leprechaun smoking crack than finding a place with a quality cobbler. And how could the classic diner hope to stay open if Jaslyn feels entitled to strip naked and sit on the counter? The Health Department would have them shutdown so quick the coffee pot would still be hot. I have it on good authority that health inspectors take more issue with people using countertops like Xerox machines than they do with the presence of cockroaches, as evidenced by my uncle’s bar still being in business.

I bet the closing of diners is also linked to Quentin Tarantino no longer making movies that take place in the present day. Where else is he going to have his characters talk about things vaguely related to the plot, the living room? So yes, I also hold Jaslyn responsible for the downfall of American cinema.  

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