Jennifer Lopez Has More Than Still Got the Booty Chops at Fashion Rocks

Let's be honest, fashion doesn't rock. Fashion might pop. Fashion might hip hop. And fashion might adult contemporary. But fashion clearly does not rock. Nevertheless, I'm definitely paying attention to a New York Fashion event when Jennifer Lopez and her hot mommy booty are the prime attraction.

Jennifer took to the stage in Brooklyn to celebrate the convergence of mad music and mad fashion by not really being musical talented or wearing many clothes, none of which mattered when she started shaking that magical thumper of hers in reverse to the audience. Wow, they should have a big week in New York just celebrating Jenny's asstastic. I'd go to that. In loose shorts. Jennifer, you remain a veteran hottie two-cheeked wonder. Bless you. Enjoy.