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Kate Beckinsale Milftastic Asstastic Pictures Redeem Stretch Pants

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bill-swift - November 1, 2010

An open letter of apology to women's stretch pants:

I was wrong. I was wrong to deride you when the larger gals started wearing you with oversized sweatshirts to aerobics class or when college co-eds started donning you in the midst of their Freshman Fifteen winter weight gains. I take back my disparaging comments about how you'll never be sexy like tights or lust-filling like stockings. That was just mean. Ogling Kate Beckinsale these past few months in stretch pants, containing her glorious ass and legs like a heavenly sexual casing, has completely reversed my opinion on you. You do serve a purpose. A wonderful purpose. You showcase MILFs sexy lower halves really like nobody's business these days. Whether it be Kate Beckinsale or Heidi Klum or Jessica Alba, you make being a mom's butt sexy again. Throw in a pair of black-suede eff-me boots and, wow, stretch pants, you've come a long way. A long way indeed.

Photo credit: INF Photo



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