bill-swift - October 16, 2010
End of the work week, good men and women of Egotastic! The four-dollar champagne bottles have been cooled in our NFL All-Stars ice bucket, the Costco franks are on the grill, and we're taking our first look at the full length version of the Karissa Shannon sex tape. (We'll have official comments on that project next week). As we begin to settle off into our latter stages of ketone-laced bliss, six-fingered Gretchen brings up the fact that super Brit hottie, Keeley Hazell, remains one of our most requested celebrities, even though she's been completely off the radar for a couple of years or more now. Everybody wants to know what happened to the super jugtacular Keeley Hazell. We hear tell she moved out to the U.S. to pursue an acting career, maybe met a guy, and maybe settled down. We don't know for sure.
But, we were reminded of how our hearts soared when the original Keeley Hazell sex tape came about, and although it may not linger long on this here portal, we wanted to share it with you, sort of like a All Points Bulletin for the whereabouts of the fantastically sexy Keeley Hazell, a certain first ballot Hall-of-Hotness-Famer.
Have a great weekend from all your friends at Egotastic!
(NOTE: This is an abridged version of the full sex tape. We removed as much dick-view as possible from the very man-laden original. Bear with the substandard video and audio quality -- it's Keeley Hazell for goodness' sakes.)