Kendall Jenner In A Sheer Top For Your Viewing Pleasure

Those K-girls are certainly like to play it fast and loose with the nips. It has really inspired me to turn my own into a couple of free agents. There is virtually no regulation when it comes to a man’s nipples, and I try to take full advantage of that at every opportunity.

The only time I wear proper shirts anymore is to work because apparently it isn’t “professional” and other people were having a hard time “eating lunch”. Other than that though, I am trying my best to give my nips sunburn. I don’t know what it is about nipple skin, but it is highly resistant to the rays of the Sun. That surprises me since the skin is so sensitive. But I guess that just goes to show you can’t judge a book by its cover, like a nerd who knows karate.

A good way to skirt around businesses that have a “No shirt, No shoes, No Service” policy is to wear a custom cutoff that is so extreme the only skin that is covered is around the bellybutton. Technically it meets the requirements, and the employee is not paid enough to care.

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