Kendall Jenner Nipple Show In See-Through Red Carpet Dress

Kendall Jenner is pretty much wearing a lampshade for her body. The purpose was not to totally conceal everything, but only to dull it a bit so that we all don’t go blind from staring for too long. You might think it sounds like an old wives tale to say that staring into a bright light will make you go blind, just like avoiding taxes could put you in prison, but I am here to tell you this one is entirely true.

I have a lamp in my apartment that does not have a shade on it, and my vision has degraded terribly since I started using it. I tried to go back to using a shade, but now my vision is so poor that the dimmed light is too dimmed now for me to see anything. Now I am going to have to upgrade the bulb to a headlight. That is the vicious cycle one falls into when they start playing with lightbulbs with the same irresponsibility that they handle firearms.

That is why I thank Kendall for showing us this courtesy. I would hate to ruin my vision for other girls.

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