Kim Kardashian Butt Turned 30; Happy Asstastic Birthday!

Well, nobody's ass is really getting any younger these days, and this past week, Kim Kardashian butt turned three decades old. Hey, it takes time to organically (according to Kim) grow something that large; junk does not grow on trees. The hourglass mistress of the asstastic showed off her bodacious bottomside on the way out to her private birthday party where she spent the night allowing her party guests to wonder like the rest of us how on earth Kim Kardashian ever became famous in the first place (and, yes, I know we are partly responsible, perhaps second only to Ray J's golden shower power). Still, no denying that Kim Kardashian has a few remaining assets, until such time as she blows up into a Macy's Day Parade float, I'm going to ogle for many more birthdays. Enjoy.

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