Kristen Stewart’s Newest Sexy Nude Scene From “Lizzie”

I often disagree with the casting choices of Hollywood of actors into their respective roles, usually to the point of belligerency, but in this case I could not agree more. Kristen Stewart in a movie about a lesbian axe murderer is sure to be entertaining, regardless of which end of the axe Kristen winds up on. If she couldn’t land the role of Lizzie Borden then she might as well be the Irish housekeeper. It’s only natural.

I never understood why axes were such a common weapon of choice for murdering people. I know they are resilient, but they are not the most efficient. I mean, if I saw my own mother coming at me with an axe in the house I feel like I’d have a pretty good idea what she was going to do with it. Maybe that is a bad example, I’ve been suspecting my mother’s plots for murder since I was a child. There just isn’t enough evidence for a conviction.

Even back when the Borden murders took place guns were plentiful. And they couldn’t even do ballistics testing back then. You could kill with impunity and not even have to get within arm’s reach. People back then sure were silly.

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