Kylie Jenner See Through Top on Instagram

 This is one of those moments where I do not know if my eyes are deceiving me, or if I actually see a nip. It is a terrible thing to not be able to trust your own eyes and if they are lying to me now I do not know if I can ever forgive them. The fabric on that bra is acting like some optical illusion. Maybe if I blur my vision I will be able to see a hidden image, like a nipple. It is a shame I never learned how to do it as a child. Does that count as a disability? 

Maybe my eyes are just dehydrated and they are seeing a mirage. Only instead of feeing a pool of water in the middle of a desert I am seeing a slice pepperoni on a barren ball of dough. How does one rehydrate their eyes? Do I just get some of those eye drops that Ben Stein was a huckster for? I always wrote them off as snake oil. If my eyes become dry I just spray them with a high pressure hose, like a real man. 

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