Echo Lawrence - March 25, 2020
Kylie Jenner is posting some throwback pictures because I guess they need to get as many views as possible in these dark times. Not that they really need to make more money, they are so ridiculously rich off gaming the internet better than most.
We're going to have to get used to throwback pics from our influencers of choice now that they can't travel to amazing places so freely. I mean they can private jet themselves out of the country, but the backlash would probably be high, so they instead stay in a holding pattern.
If I was a bikini influencer, it'd not only be awkward due to my man tits not having the roundness a bikini influencer needs, while my gut from being a blogger has the roundness my tits need, also not high on the list of essentials an influencer needs, but if I was a bikini influencer I'd have gone on one trip in 2013, I would have done 10 years of bikini pics over the course of a week or two, which is 3650 pictures, to post daily for those 10 years, while CHILLING. The low maintenance bikini influencer.
That wouldn't have worked for Kylie, because 10 years ago she looked like a different person, she had to grow into this sex doll body, and by grow I mean pay plastic surgeons.