Lacy And Frilly Hope Marie Carlton Is The Reason To Stay In Bed

This photo shoot could not get any more ‘80s even if Hope Marie Carlton was singing Duran Duran with Molly Ringwald. The makeup, the lace, the hair. Oh so much hair. I sure hope her hygiene was up to par, because that looks like a welcoming spot for a mouse to try to nest.

I know mice tend to nest anywhere and everywhere, but I see no reason why we should try to entice them. When I was a child we had a mouse try to nest in our minivan. And that idiot did not even try to do it on the inside. Instead he did it by the engine. Imagine our surprise when we turned on the air conditioning for the first time in months only to have it start spewing dog food kibble at us from the vents. At least we hope it was only kibble.

Maybe I am being too hard on mice. They really are the overlooked victims of gentrification. Do you think yuppies are going to allow rodents to live in their upscale condos? Hell no. They are going to get displaced and forced to live in lower income neighborhoods, causing even more overcrowding and poor living conditions. Such a shame.

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