Laura Linney and Joanna Page’s Topless and Nude Stuff From Your Girlfriend’s Holiday Favorite “Love Actually”

It is always so considerate for a romcom to include a little something for the men that will be forced to watch it. Usually that means including a boob shot of the female leads slutty romantic rival, but in this case they decided to hit us with double the action of two protagonists.

That really should be the standard operating procedure when dealing with ensemble casts. It just wouldn’t be fair to have the success of the picture rely on the boobs of just one lady. Especially when that lady tends to be the one who is paid less. I know that when I am the lowest paid person at a company I get stuck with all of the worst jobs, but unfortunately none of them required me to take my clothes off.

When it comes to romcoms, a man could do much worse than Love Actually. Look no further than the Hallmark Channel if you are bold enough to seek proof. Love Actually had attention to detail, as evidenced by including characters who were only stand-ins for other actors. Most other movies would have gone the easy route of including the porn stars instead. That would have been terrible to watch for a tenth time.

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