Let’s Take A Tour Of Instagram Model Brooke Wright’s Very Hottest Topless And Nude Posts

If Brooke Wright’s waistline gets any smaller I am going to start worrying about her. I do not know if the human body was supposed to be pushed to such extremes. I have it on very good authority, from a blogger with a medical degree in alternative fictional medicine, that it is actually more beneficial to have the build of a Weeble. It makes you sturdier, less susceptible to stab wounds, and children prefer to hug you. Brooke does not qualify for any of those things.

If my father had had a torso like Brooke’s I would not even be here right now. He would have been a dead man ten times over. The man was like a magnet for prison shanks, and he had never even been locked up.

Whenever a kid needs to be held by someone they never want the one who looks better in a photograph. They want the one with cushion who feels like a beanbag chair. Studies have been done, I’m not making this up. She might have all the men’s eyes on her. But all the children are going to be locked on Big Bertha’s bod.

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