Lindsay Felton Nude Around The House

There are not many objects in this world that can steal my attention away from an album cover of the Hanson brothers, but it would appear Lindsey Felton's body is one of them. That apple bottom looks ripe for the picking and coincidentally my doctor has been telling me to add more fruit to my diet (Note to self: Find out if the name Johnny Appleseed is a registered trademark.)

My memories of futons are plagued with sore necks and stiff backs, but seeing her on one is enough to make me think about trading in my mattress. They do mattress trade-ins, right? Looking at her spread out there makes nothing else in the world seem more welcoming. 

My name might not be Manny Pacquiao, but that does not mean I cannot recognize a couple of speed bags when I see them. And those are exactly what Lindsey has hanging from her chest. I can already feel the carpal tunnel beginning to form in my arm from the hours of going to town on those things. I am sure it would be due to the boxing and not the, um...other thing. 

_{Photo Credit: Me In My Place /  Find Row}