Lindsay Lohan Stars in ‘The Canyons’; Worst Trailer Ever or Doesn’t Matter Because She’s Going to Be Topless? (VIDEO)

Well, for us here, it does not matter. With near confirmation that Lindsay Lohan will be topless in the upcoming Paul Schrader indie film, The Canyons, we'll be seeing it one way or another. But, between this past summer's trailer which showed nothing of the film, and this blurry, out of focus, shaky 8mm looking handheld, it's hard to say what this movie will even be. Could be a total eff u by the filmmaker to completely throw off forecasts, or, the film could be just that bizarre.

Just so long as they don't cut Lindsay's topless scene, we'll likely give it a begrudging thumbs up in the very least. Enjoy.