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aldo-vallon - November 17, 2017

 The only way I can imagine Macy Chanel's hair to be possible is if her mother is a Disney princess and her father is a centaur. Any other explanation would simply be unbelievable. If she expects us to believe that anyone can have that hair with a simple Herbal Essences shampooing and conditioning routine then she is out of her mind. 

The only thing in this world that I have seen that had a mane as impressive as hers was a horse. And since it is impossible for a woman to mate with a horse, and probably illegal, then I am forced to come to the conclusion that her mother found a centaur. Again, it is the only logical conclusion that one can come to.

As for her mother, I suppose she would not have to be a disney princess. Those are in short supply. I could go so far as to believe her mother was Brett Michaels, or any other member of a hair metal band. I would bet they have the necessary genes within them to make that glorious hairball that is atop that head.

Photo Credit: Photographer Kevin Weinert For Lions Magazine




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