Maria Fowler Topless Candids Are the Double Best Way to Introduce Yourself

(Updated 03/09/11) Sorry folks. Administrative errors resulting from errant administration compels us to remove boobage. But, as always, keep the faith, light a candle, and, if you must, like me, have a good cry.

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Say hello to British glamor model, Maria Fowler, perhaps better known now for her appearance on the reality show, The Only Way is Essex (a.k.a. the U.K. version of The Hills), but known to me as the proud owner of some miraculous and spectaculous funbags that done did get camera caught during her beach holiday and which form the basis of a proper introduction to the Egotastic! community. If ogling these Maria Fowler topless pictures is wrong, I want to be really really wrong for about ten minutes alone, with some Barry Manilow 'Best Of' softly on the iPod. Welcome, Maria Fowler. Do try to enjoy.