Tex Hollywood - August 25, 2022
Maria Menounos, daughter of Costas and Litsa, two night club janitors, broke out of the family business of pulling condoms out of toilets and finding random street drugs under tables. If you've been to a nightclub after hours, before the cleaning crew comes in, you'll know that it's gross and that her parents had a dirty job, that probably instilled some work ethic into their very hot 44 year old daughter!
You probably know her from the tabloid nightly show she hosted for what must have been a few decades, entering our lives with her million dollar smile to spread the celebrity gossip of the day! She left that, started her own podcast network, is likely a billionaire now, and luckily for us, has maintained a very hot look that she's been posting to social more consistently to remind us she's still here!
How could we ever forget?