aldo-vallon - August 21, 2018
Does it really count as cheating when the other woman is a Playboy model? I thought that it was just understood in all relationships that you would have a guaranteed hall pass to see that encounter through to the end. I mean, the chances are so slim that normal people like myself don’t think to bring it up, but I still thought my ex’s were on the same page.
I never thought I would say these words before, but I am sort of grateful that I have never been in a position to cheat with a Playboy model. If I had then I would be needing to make some long overdue phone calls to apologize. Of course, I would be grinning ear to ear while I explained what happened, but thankfully a person cannot see a smile through a phone call. I’d just need to pray that none of them would want a video chat.
Technology can be a real sack tap to the anus sometimes. Awkward conversations were hard enough when all you had to do was be and hear a voice on the other end of the line, but now you have to try and keep yourself presentable at all hours, just in case. I hate it.