Micaela Schaefer Topless Calendar Pics for the German Win

We do so admire German model and red carpet stealing hottie Micaela Schaefer. Her complete lack of shyness at public events has inspired us to become better men, or, at least, men with better binoculars.

Now, the sextastic model and B-movie actress has taken her boobtastic and booty show to the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, which I guess makes sense to somebody higher thinking than I, to surround herself in balloons and shoot just mighty swell topless shots of her hotself for her erotic calendar. It's such a bizarre mix of elements, but if you focus yourself on Micaela's ridiculously hot body, it'll all suddenly make sense.