Miranda Kerr Topless and Hot Damn Blonde Farm Girl Fantasy for V Magazine!

Whoa. I need a moment to catch my breath. Miranda Kerrhomaging 70's Italian porn star Cicciolina as a lingerie wearing farm girl flashing her beautiful breasts? It's as if V-magazine drilled into my libido one even when I slept and stole my very precise fantasy. Damn. I need another moment.

I really don't know how to express myself at this moment. It's a combination of lust, confusion, seeing the Matterhorn at Disneyland for the first time, being extremely jealous of that dude who used to make those Pirate movies. A whirlwind of emotions, most of which are probably best left to private time musings. I'm just so very happy today. Enjoy.